Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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