just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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