physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Randomize
