Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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