It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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