is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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