So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
