i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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