she was so not down for the gang bang
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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