How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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