Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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