Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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