Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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