physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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