we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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