My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i love accidental penises.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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