My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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