Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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