I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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