Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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