I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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