physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
