508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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