yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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