: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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