Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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