i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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