I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
The power of my boobs compel you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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