Me. At least after what I've been through.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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