They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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