I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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