What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It's shark week go big or go home
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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