Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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