I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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