Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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