bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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