Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
