i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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