was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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