You surviving the open bar?
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I checked into jail on foursquare
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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