Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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