girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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