Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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