I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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