The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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