Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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