Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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