is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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