i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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