i love accidental penises.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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