lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So much rum. So many feels.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
