so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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