my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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