I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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