Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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