Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
be right there i have to get my cape
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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