Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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