New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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